Republicans Want to Make Trump Dance With Caitlyn Jenner at the Inauguration

Get ready for the most awkward dance since your uncle got too drunk at your sister’s wedding.

Republican advisors are apparently urging Donald Trump to dance with Caitlyn Jenner at his inauguration celebration. They feel the dance would not only show that Trump is down with the LGBTQ’s of the world, but it could even mend fences within the party itself. The fact that advisors have that much riding on a dance doesn’t bode well for the years to come.

“The image of Trump dancing with Caitlyn would send a strong message that he supports gay rights and trans rights,” one Republican said. “A picture is worth a thousand tweets.”

Yep, if Caitlyn and Trump dance, all gay rights issues will be solved. Sure, Trump has filled his cabinet with people who are adamantly against gay marriage and his vice president thinks gays can be converted. But who cares! Trump is dancing with a rich, white, Republican trans woman! All is well.

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Bob Frapples
Bob Frapples
5 years ago

More fake news from whiny cunt, Amber Petty.

Bitch, Obama flip-flopped on the gay marriage issue, the same with Clinton. And Trannies are just mentally ill people that need help, not liberals patting them on the back pretending they’re something that they’re not.

5 years ago

Can Caitlyn be grabbed by the p*ssy? Just curious. No, really, I’m curious….not sure if it’s possible or not.

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