The Rock Will Eat In-N-Out If ‘Moana’ Wins Oscar

My life goal is to be as awesome as The Rock. Here’s a dude who just does what he wants, when he wants, and always gets away with it. He’s become the highest paid actor in Hollywood, despite not being a great actor, because he walked into a room and said, “I’m The Rock, pay me” and they did.

The Rock doesn’t actually work out. He just tells his muscles, “look awesome” and they do. Because he’s The Rock. And if The Rock doesn’t want to eat In-N-Out, he’s not going to. Unless Moana wins an Oscar on Sunday.

The Rock is no stranger to cheat days. When The Rock wants to gorge himself on food, he tells that food to assemble, and that’s what happens.

And look at this video. The Rock tells you how to make his famous pancakes, but the pancakes are already made, because The Rock didn’t actually make them.

Don’t let us down, Oscars. Give the people what they want. They want The Rock telling In-N-Out burger, “be eaten.”

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL, WHAT THE ROCK…..IS COOKIN!

[Update: 2/27/2017 1:55 am PST – He didn’t win. No double double for The Rock]