Trump’s Gonna Hate This Troll Doll Right Down to Its Micropenis

I want this.

President Donald Trump, our commander-in-chief, trolled his way into the White House. Now, a former Walt Disney sculptor wants to troll him right back.

Chuck Williams, 56, hails from Wisconsin and formerly scultped for film, toys and collectibles. You know he’s got skills.

Now, Williams has kickstarted “The Official World’s Greatest Troll Sculpt” on Kickstarter. The project is a near 5″ troll doll of Trump with an exaggerated swooping hairstyle, tiny hands (of course) and angry mug on its face.

Best of all, it’s also sporting a micropenis. This will drive Trump crazy.

Williams told Huffington Post “I sculpted him NSFW to make it clear that I sculpted the entire figure and did not simply sculpt a head on an existing toy body.” He also explained, ” I wanted to be a bit insulting. Tiny hands you know.”

You can preorder the doll for $25 on Williams’ Kickstarter. Williams set out with a goal of $38,00 and has blown past it with more than $175,000.

He’s probably also on a government list now, but you know, so worth it.

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Totally Magical Unicorn
Totally Magical Unicorn
7 years ago

I’m sure Donald can appreciate this guy’s entrepreneurial spirit. You’re hired!

7 years ago

If you really think that Trump really gives two cents worth about a Troll doll made to look like him, just like the one they do on Obama……..wait, oh yeah, when Obama was President it wasn’t cool to make fun of him. MAGA.