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Charlize Theron Kicks Ass and Cups Tits

Charlize Theron is an atomic blonde in the upcoming movie Atomic Blonde. She plays a kick-ass spy and tosses around guys. Charlize Theron kicking ass? Sold.

But kicking ass means you’re likely to get your ass kicked. And Theron took a couple chips to the teeth while filming the movie. During a Q&A at SXSW to promote the movie, Theron has this to say according to Variety:

“My teeth are in bad shape,” Theron said. “I’m actually still undergoing surgery. It’s really crazy. When I trained, I cracked two teeth in the back of my mouth, clenching while fighting, because apparently my arm strength wasn’t strong enough.” She had to complete an operation before the shoot started. “And I’m still f—ing dealing with it,” she sighed.

Oh nevermind, she didn’t get her ass kicked. She was trying too hard to kick ass that she hurt herself. That’s commitment.

Despite being Charlize Theron, even she had doubts that should cool pull off this role.

“I said, ‘This is never going to work!’ I look like Big Bird,” Theron recalled. “I’m cupping small titties, and I don’t know what I’m doing.”

Big Bird cups small titties?

Here’s the real news from the Q&A. David Leitch, who directed the film, also directed John Wick. And, get this, Keanu Reeves and Theron trained at the same gym while preparing for the roles. THUS…..

When a member of the audience asked if there could be a crossover movie, Leitch, who directed both, responded gamily: “‘Atomic Wick’? Yes.”

I’M THINKIN’ TAKE ALL MY MONEY