At last, our long national nightmare is over. No, wait, sorry. Donald Trump is still President.
BUT TOM BRADY’S SUPER BOWL JERSEY HAS BEEN FOUND!
And there’s video of the theft.
The man in the video is Mauricio Ortega. Ortega is a former executive Diario La Prensa, a Mexican news organization. As you can see in the video, the guy enters the locker room like a normal media member. And then leaves the locker room like a thief with something tucked under his arm.
Damn international media members. Trump obviously wants to build that wall to protect his beloved Brady.
The story actually gets better as the man possibly stole Brady’s Super Bowl 49 jersey and Von Miller’s Super Bowl 50 helmet as well. Stealing is wrong, but you have to give this dude credit for nearly getting away with three straight Super Bowl heists. If the Falcons hold on and win the game and Matt Ryan’s jersey is taken, he’s in the clear because no one cares about Matt Ryan’s jersey in a blowout game. But this was the greatest comeback in NFL history and the greatest quarterback of all-time. Plus all the Patriots vs. NFL drama to start the year.
The NFL released the following statement on the matter.
— Brian McCarthy (@NFLprguy) March 20, 2017
This man would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids. And the Falcons blowing a 28-3 lead.