Germaphobe Jennifer Lawrence Says ‘Dick Is Dangerous’

Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t like dick nearly as much as she makes it seem. While Hollywood’s It Girl likes to sound like a Tiger Woods-level sex addict, she told The Sun “I am all bark and no bite” when it comes to actually sleeping around.

“I always talk like I want dick, but the truth is when I look back at my sexual past it was always with boyfriends.

“I talk like I like it, but I don’t really do it. I am mostly also a germaphobe. I have made it this far without an STI. Dick is dangerous.”

Only if you don’t know what you’re doing with it. You really don’t want one going off in the wrong hands, it’ll just be a mess.

She adds: “If I was at the point where I could get an STI, doctors have already been involved. That is how much of a germaphobe I am.

“I am not in a relationship. I am making it clear that I have not had sex in a very long time. I would like to have a relationship, you know. It is hard out there.”

How hard can it possibly be if you’ve got a team of doctors running a battery of tests? You can’t expect someone to perform in those conditions; it’s why the pandas at the zoos never get it on. I’m only human, stop pressuring me! Also, I’m not sure I want Jennifer Lawrence going into dick withdrawal while she’s supposed to be fixing democracy. We need mixed member proportional representation, and we’re counting on you to get it for us, Jennifer.

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So, who is she blaming for any hurricane for every other hurricane in the past?

Bill Miles

Wow. There is not one word in the quotes you gave that supports the title of this post. Donald Trump doesn’t believe in global warming. Although it doesn’t cause hurricanes, it does make them worse because warm waters cause stronger ones – and people voted for him, which in her mind means they voted for someone who doesn’t want to fix it. That is all. Horrible article.

Ur a jack ass

Dude lay of the crack pipe I don’t know what your been snorting but lay off it what does any of that have to with anything with fucking trump fucking crack head


Two years. Nine months pregnant and fifteen months with the baby before returning to work. Her current significant other likes to knock up his flames so why not this immature girl?


Yeah it sucked for her. If she was my daughter, I;d be pissed at want to sue everyone involved.

As to Weinstein, let’s remember that the actresses who sucked him dry and boned him have absolutely NOTHING to gain by coming forward and admitting that they got their careers by screwing that walking hair carpet. So none of them will. Why admit you got that lead role due to your casting couch abilities, even if a victim? They want no part of that. And Hollywood is filled with those women. And they ain’t talking. #metoo?

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