Whoever Alex Baldwin Is, He Really Pissed Off Our Barely-Literate President
I remember when George Bush was president and I thought “Man, at least we’ll never have a president this dumb again.” Then we elected his idiot son and for some reason decided we hadn’t gone dumb enough, so eight years later we elected Donald Trump. It says a lot about just how clueless Donald Trump is that I often find myself going “Can we have the guy who killed all those innocent people with flying murder robots back? No? How about the ‘fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again’ guy? Hell, I’ll even settle for the southern rapist at this point.”
So what did Trump do? He decided that the most important thing to do was tweet about how much he hates Alex Baldwin’s impersonation of him on SNL while taking a s**t. He was probably pissed off having to sit on a regular, porcelain, non-golden toilet to begin with, and then that Alex Baldwin guy just got in his head yelling about how Fanta is for finishers in that Gilbert Grape movie.
Pres. Trump attacks 'Alex' Baldwin for his portrayal on "Saturday Night Live," tweeting that it was "agony for those who were forced to watch." https://t.co/SHpRh5ZPHB pic.twitter.com/MKGJXWsc6H
— ABC News (@ABC) March 2, 2018
Man, look at that. How does his phone not pick up on “dieing”? This guy is the President of the United States and I don’t understand how he managed to be on reality TV. He deleted that tweet and reposted a corrected version, but it’s not like that’s going to save him from embarrassment.
Alec Baldwin, whose dying mediocre career was saved by his terrible impersonation of me on SNL, now says playing me was agony. Alec, it was agony for those who were forced to watch. Bring back Darrell Hammond, funnier and a far greater talent!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 2, 2018
I got news for you, Donnie, Darrell Hammond probably thinks you’re a dick, too.
Alec Baldwin’s brother Billy chimed in, mentioning that Alec won an Emmy for his portrayal of Trump, an award Trump never managed when he was the host of The Apprentice. That has got to sting.
Hope lies & flies
Steel tariffs send market tumbling
Jared's 1/2 billion pay 4 play
Kelly: working for you is God's punishment
Mueller movin' on you like a bitchYet he tweets about
Alex Baldwin's dieing careerP.S. He won an Emmy playing you… you never won an Emmy playing you pic.twitter.com/YBkkEcG7BO
— Billy Baldwin (@BillyBaldwin) March 2, 2018
Alec Baldwin, on his Alec Baldwin Foundation twitter account, also mentioned the tweets, adding another layer of burn to the impression that’s clearly under Trump’s skin.
Agony though it may be, I’d like to hang in there for the impeachment hearings, the resignation speech, the farewell helicopter ride to Mara-A-Lago. You know. The Good Stuff. That we’ve all been waiting for.
— AlecBaldwin(HABF) (@AlecBaldwin) March 2, 2018
Looking forward to the Trump Presidential Library.
A putting green.
Recipes for chocolate cake.
A live Twitter feed for visitors to post on.
A little black book w the phone numbers of porn stars.
You’re in and out in five minutes.
Just like…— AlecBaldwin(HABF) (@AlecBaldwin) March 2, 2018
And Mr President…
please ask your wife to stop calling me for SNL tickets.
(Hey, Melania…we’ve got Charles Barkley this Saturday!)— AlecBaldwin(HABF) (@AlecBaldwin) March 2, 2018
This whole president thing has got to suck for Melania. No wonder she broke down crying when he actually won. Fucking a fat old guy a few times a month was a small price to pay when the reward was high-society and rubbing elbows with celebrities. Now Trump has alienated all of New York’s celebrities and Melania is stuck living in Washington, D.C., where the closest thing to a celebrity is James Carville.
