Everyone reading this realizes you can see vaginas on the internet for free, right? Seriously, just type ‘naked ladies’ into Google and you’ll have all the pictures of vaginas you can handle. There’s really no reason to tape a spy camera to your foot and try to take pictures up the skirts of unsuspecting women like you’re Pee Wee Herman trying to peek at Miss Yvonne.
Seriously, it’s weird and creepy. There are plenty of women who will just show you their vaginas if you ask them. Okay, I suppose if you’re the type of person who is likely to tape a camera to your shoe to take upskirt photographs of women in public, you’re probably not the type of person who has ever had a woman actually touch your penis.
The chief of police in Madison, Wisconsin logged an incident on his blog where a man turned himself into the police after the camera he bought to take upskirt photographs of women exploded and injured his foot.
5) WEST: Information/Sex Offense – 5:24pm. Officers at the West Police District station were contacted by a subject (32-year-old HM) who wanted to turn himself in to police. The subject reported he had purchased a shoe camera that he intended to use to take “upskirt” videos of females, but the camera battery had exploded prior to obtaining any video, injuring the subject’s foot. The subject was counseled on his actions and released from the scene as no illicit video had been taken. Investigation continuing.
I’m not saying it would be good to sell exploding cameras to the kind of creeps who would buy a special camera just to take upskirt photos, but it would be good to sell exploding cameras to the kind of creeps who would buy a special camera just to take upskirt photos. Luckily enough for this guy, his camera exploded before he tried to take any pictures with it, so he didn’t get arrested. But it seems like they could have at least put him on a 72 hour psychiatric hold to find out what’s wrong with him. And creepy dude, when your foot heals, take that money you were going to spend on an upskirt camera and just buy a subscription to a porn site.