Cardi B and Offset Have a Baby for the Kulture

Cardi B officially popped on Tuesday. And in true “celebrities who are bad at naming their kids” form, her and Offset named their newborn daughter Kulture.

Kulture Kiari Cephus 07/10/18🎀🌸 @offsetyrn

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Because, sure, why not?

Now, despite being a horrible name, it does make some sense. Starting a girl’s name with a K has become a popular thing in society thanks to the Kardashians. Migos albums Culture and Culture II were both No. 1 albums in the last year and a half. And Cardi B has never been ashamed of her current or past culture.

Still, what a dumb name.

Why do celebrities do this? Name their children after colors and food and directions. It’s like they’re trying to give their kids a stage name the moment they are born. Let the kid decide if she wants to follow in the footsteps of her parents and become a rapper. Then she can call herself Kulture.

Anyway, congratulations to Cardi and Offset on the birth of their daughter. Hopefully they can get back to have marathon sex sessions.

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