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Fan Tries to Save Lil Uzi Vert From Going to Hell

A fan just wanted to preach to Lil Uzi Vert.

At a recent concert in Connecticut, a fan chucked a bible at Lil Uzi Vert. Instead of pissing off God, Vert began to read from the Good Book.

As you can see in the video, there are two crosses on stage behind Vert. Maybe they are supposed to be hashtags. Admittedly, I know very little about Vert outside of his banger verse on “Bad & Boujee.”

Vert did have satantic imagery at his show in London last month. He also told the audience that they were all going to hell with them. But that’s not alarming. Anyone who attends a rap concert is probably going to hell. Find me a rapper who doesn’t curse a thousand times during his or her show and I’ll show you the world’s most boring rapper.

He also copied the Heaven’s Gate logo for his upcoming album “Eternal Etake,” which pissed off the surviving members of Heaven’s Gate.

Isn’t one of the commandments; Thou shall not get angry over a rapper trying to make money?

I hope this leads to Vert beginning every concert by reading a bible verse before going into a song.

“Look, he is coming with the clouds,” and “every eye will see him, even those who pierced him”; and all peoples on earth “will mourn because of him.” So shall it be! Amen. Ya, hit it from the back, watch a n***a bless you. Ya, cryin’ in my arms like a n***a wrecked you. Talkin’ ’bout a broken heart, runnin’ to the restroom

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