The Boston Dynamics Robot Will Chase You Down and End You

The creepy Boston Dynamics robot that will never stray from its prime directive no matter what, can now parkour. That is to say, if this magnificent specimen of the destruction of our future wants to chase you down because you, I don’t know, littered, it’s going to catch you and probably shove that coke can you threw on the ground up your ass. It used to be you could just distract it by giving it a package to deliver, but now this mass of steel is going to be slowly sprinting after you like a power walking housewife. Has science gone too far?

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