O.J. Simpson On Kris Jenner: ‘I Fucked That B Until I Broke Her’

Before Kris became Kris Jenner, she was Kris Kardashian, wife of the famous Robert Kardashian. At the time, Robert was good friends with O.J. Simpson. That friendship came to an end in the early 90s when O.J. allegedly fucked Kris in a hot tub so hard that she had to go to the hospital. Simpson’s former manager, Norman Padro, said in his new documentary that Nicole Simpson, O.J.’s wife at the time, and Robert went to bed and left O.J. and Kris alone in the tub. Turns out that was a terrible idea.

“‘O.J. said he stood up, pulled his shorts down and, I’ll give you exactly what he said: ‘Her eyes bugged out of her head and I f–ked that B until I broke her,’” Pardo recounts on camera in a segment previewed exclusively by The Post.

“That was as messed up as you can possibly get.”

O.J. destroyed her vagina in the process. Presumably with his huge penis. Like forcing a baseball bat through a soda straw. Wait, can we check if this Norman Padro guy is an alias for O.J. Simpson?

Simpson said “they had to take her to the hospital at 2 or 3 in the morning,” Pardo continues in the movie. “She came to [O.J.’s] room and said, ‘Can you take me to the hospital?’ He said, ‘No. Have Rob do it.’”

The fallout from the affair led to the demise of both their marriages and 3 years later, O.J. killed Nicole Simpson and got away with it. But, really, back to this Padro dude. I really think this is O.J. because he keeps talking about his big dick.

“The last girl told me that if I wasn’t 10 inches, she wasn’t interested. I said, ‘I like you. I’m a little turned on. But I’m not gonna cut two inches off for nobody.’”

This sounds like something a 13-year-old would say to impress his virgin friends.