Former NFL player Kellen Winslow is an odd cat. Nevermind his recent criminal trial where he was found guilty of raping a 58-year old homeless woman. And that’s a big “nevermind”. Now comes word from ex-teammates that he would jerk off in front of everyone in the locker room and hotel rooms. This is not good for team spirit.
He could count on having an empty seat next to him on any team flight, due to his ritual of watching hardcore pornography on his portable DVD player, according to those sources. On one occasion, an equipment manager tasked with delivering gear to lockers after hours walked in on Winslow masturbating at his locker, two seats away from the entrance, according to two team officials familiar with the incident.
I bet no one wanted to high five him.
Winslow also had a pretty severe pornography addiction it seems. Or at least had zero boundaries. Not only would he jerk off to pornos on his portable DVD player, the advent of smartphones meant he could now jerk it anywhere.
When pornography became widely available on mobile phones, he often watched it on his smartphone during meetings, the two former teammates said (nowadays, such sites would typically be blocked by the building WiFi). Teammates begged out of shared hotel room assignments with Winslow because he watched pornography and masturbated openly, with no regard for who was in the room, a teammate and an official said.
When you masturbate constantly in front of your teammates, that may be a sign that one day you might do something weird and horribly criminal like rape a woman. That’s just a warning sign. Or maybe you just masturbate in front of your friends because you’re in a frat.
This reminds me of Aaron Hernandez, who didn’t masturbate in the locker room, but was unique in his own way. Wes Welker would warn new teammates that Hernandez liked to talk about being bathed by his mother and have his dick out all the time.
Even weirder, and maybe this is just a rich people thing, Winslow bought a latex ass and vagina mold to take on road trips.
Later on in his career, after being sent to Tampa Bay via trade, Winslow acquired a life-sized silicone mold of a woman’s torso—complete with vagina and anus—to bring with him on road trips, according to one former assistant coach.
Let this be a lesson to anyone you know. If your friend shows up with a rubber mold of someone’s anus and vagina, keep an eye on him. Or at least say “hey, I think we need to talk.”