Facebook and Instagram will basically let you post absolutely anything you want. Want to run campaign ads full of outrageous lies? Sure. Want to make a post about how an ethnic and religious minority is using fluoride in water to control your mind so they can control all the money? Knock yourself out.
The one thing they are firm on, though, is no nipples. Women, Mark Zuckerberg believes your bodies are dirty and shameful and less advertiser-friendly than Nazis.
Here’s what we’re firm on: Erika Gray.
She is coming right up to the line of what Instagram allows, and I’m here for it.
I’m sure Instagram would let her take off the hair extensions, fake eyelashes, beast implants and tattoos. I wonder if she even remembers what she used to look like.
Fake boobs, fake butt, fake lips. Tats may be fake, too.