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Cardi B is Totally Running for Office and Bernie Sanders is Supporting Her

Anyone who pays any attention at all to rap knows you do not want to get on the bad side of Cardi B. She is bringing that shoe-throwing energy to politics. Cardi has recently made a series of tweets about how she’s considering running for Congress.

This is why most people get into politics. And she’s serious.

Actress Mindy Robinson decided to correct Cardi’s grammar (kind of, she’s not exactly George W Bush smart if you catch my drift) and Cardi gave a demonstration of the energy she’ll bring to politics.

I so want to congresswoman who tells her political enemies “Don’t make me dog walk you.”

If you’re thinking that some rapper who speaks in a vernacular dialect can’t be a congressperson, well, I’d like to remind you that even the smart congresspeople are mostly idiots and Donald Trump is President. Sonny Bono was also a congressman and Cardi  B is at least as smart as Sonny Bono.

Cardi also has a secret weapon in her corner: Bernie Sanders. Yes, everyone’s favorite socialist curmudgeon and future president Bernie Sanders has got Cardi’s back. She endorsed him and Bernie doesn’t forget a friend, unlike some Democratic candidates for president who turned out to be a snake in the grass.

Sanders gave a statement to TMZ, telling them that “Cardi B is deeply concerned about what’s happening in the country. She knows what it’s like to live in poverty and struggle, and it would be great for her to bring that experience to politics.”

If I were Elizabeth Warren, and I wanted my weave to remain unpulled I would steer far clear of Cardi; after the way she acted the past few days, she probably isn’t on Cardi’s good side anymore.

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