Woman Calls 911 To Request a Fireman Extinguish Her Burning Pussy With His Big Hose
Quarantine is still driving people crazy. Like, even more than usual, people are doing stupid s**t. Like cutting holes in their masks because it’s hard to breath through them otherwise. Wait, seriously? Be less stupid, I’m begging you.
While you’re looking for ways to entertain yourself during lockdown, it’s probably best to leave 911 out of it as Katrina Morgan of Ohio learned over the weekend.
An Ohio woman called 911 late Saturday evening to report that her “pussy was on fire” and that she needed someone from the fire department to “put it out with their hose,” according to an arrest report.
After placing that emergency call, Katrina Morgan, 50, hung up the phone. When a police dispatcher called her back, Morgan reiterated that she required first responders to “come put her pussy out because it is on fire.”
I have used some pretty terrible pick-up lines in my day, but “My pussy is on fire and I need a fireman to come put it out with his big hose” is a new one. I also think this drunk dumbass deserves some kind of medal or award. Maybe not a good one that people respect or care about, but maybe something like a Grammy.
She got arrested because prank calling 911 is still illegal.
And her pussy remained unextinguished.