Wait, Cardi B Is Starting an OnlyFans?

I’m starting to think Cardi B needs to get off of social media. She’s been spending way too much of her time fighting with people on Twitter, I hate to imagine her turning into some socially inept internet troll, hunched over a computer spending all day thinking of the perfect insult for some dude with 12 followers who called you a poser. You know, like Elon Musk.

You know, Cardi, we love you, we’re not making anything up.

Now let’s talk about the OnlyFans you said you were starting.

Yeah, we saw that. Cardi tweeted and then deleted this:

I’m doing a partnership with only fans .Everytime some1 start a rumor I will be addressing it there …..what else should I post besides rumors and behind the scenes ? Maybe a video of me cleaning my home with my nails ?

So no boobs then? It’s sometimes hard to remember that OnlyFans started off marketing itself as some sort of elite “talk to the celebrities” website before it was just flooded with DIY porno.

Now, I don’t think anyone believes that a millionaire is going to get her yabbos out for a bunch of $5 monthly subscribers. And Cardi did delete her tweet, it may have been a joke or something she wasn’t supposed to announce yet. We’ll eventually find out.

She also probably didn’t want all the simps distracting from her announcing a new song.

Cardi is selling signed vinyl copies of this single on her website and there were so many people trying to buy it her website crashed. So that OnlyFans is honestly probably just going to be for drama and nails.

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