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Keith Raniere Got 120 Years In Jail, Seems Worth it For Sex With Chloe From ‘Smallville’

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Do you think Allison Mack let Keith Raniere call her Watchtower while he was infusing her with his healing sperm? Because if she did, I think it might be worth the subsequent 120-year jail sentence for running a sex cult.

I would like to believe that you can have sex with Allison Mack without starting a cult and exploiting a bunch of women, but she is a classy broad, you really have to bring your A-game here. Of course, by A game I mean vaguely new-agey self-help sounding bullshit no one who stopped and thought about it for even a second would buy but for some reason, Mack swallowed with a spoon.

The judge in Raniere’s case said at the sentencing “Despite everything that has happened and despite the countless victims who have given voice to their great pain, Mr. Raniere remains unmoved. Indeed, he maintains his innocence. To him, the brave victims who have spoken out about the abuse suffered at his hands — including those who spoke today — are liars.”

Now, I’m not a big fan of the way the legal system is much harder on people who maintain their innocence in light of the huge number of people who are wrongfully convicted, but I think we all know Keith Raniere isn’t one of those people. He was very rightfully convicted and you can tell because the women he was convicted of trafficking have been branded with his initials like cattle.

The important thing here is I think it means Allison Mack is back on the market. Allison, if you’re allowed to have conjugal visits in prison, I represent a unique human development & women’s movement and I think we could work together. Let me know if you’re willing to chat.

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