Kelly Ripa Accidentally Showed Everyone Her Husband Mark Consuelos’s Huge Dong

Halloween is one of the best holidays because it’s the only time of year you can bust out your Goku costume and not get funny looks. Well, you’ll still get some because let’s face it, you don’t have the arms to pull off Goku. But it’s a lot fewer funny looks than you get when you wear your Goku costume to your aunt’s funeral and tell people King Kai just informed you that she had reached the Other World Check-In Station.

Celebrities especially love to dress up for Halloween, and I always love seeing the Kardashians heading to their parties as slutty Instagram influencers. What a great costume they only ever wear once a year.

Kelly Ripa shared a sweet look back at some of the costumes she and her family had worn over the years on Instagram. It was really cute until you get to the last picture and see her husband’s huge hog in his Ponch costume.

Yeah, I’ll bet that’s a favorite memory of yours, Kelly.

Basically, every single comment is about Mark’s, uhh… nightstick.

Fox News pointed out that Consuelos weighed in and had a humorous exchange with his wife in the comments.

“Full disclosure, I believe that’s definitely a shadow that’s causing that bulging effect,” he wrote under his wife’s post.

“Ummmmm baby are you seeing shadows?” Ripa questioned to the actor.

“Pretty sure,” he replied back.

Yeah, Mark, it looks like we could all have lunch in the shadow of that giant tree trunk on a warm fall day.