Rapper MC Kevin Died Trying to Hide a Threesome From His Wife

This is a sad story, but it’s a story with an important lesson we should all take to heart: if you’re going to cheat on your wife, do it on the ground floor. Second story tops.

Billboard reported a week ago that the rapper had died after falling out of a hotel window. They did not, at the time, get into the circumstances of how he came to fall out that window. Luckily, The Sun had the details about the incident, along with pictures of the hotel room that was strewn with condoms and underwear and alcohol.

Basically, the rapper and his friend, artist Victor Fontenelle, paid an escort somewhere in the neighborhood of $350-400 to have sex with them. When they were in the middle of this threesome, a knock on the door caused MC Kevin to worry that his wife was going to find out about what he was up to, so he jumped out the window, trying to jump down to the balcony below. He missed and fell five stories to his death.

This is why when you jump out the window to avoid someone finding out that you’re cheating on them, always make sure you’re on the ground floor first.

Life lessons from Bryan Lee O’Malley.

A lot of outlets were reporting that this was a “bisexual threesome,” but every threesome is a bisexual threesome, unless it’s all dudes or all women. There’s no such thing as a “straight threesome.”

The rapper’s widow said she doesn’t want people to judge her later husband.

His widow, lawyer Deolane Bezerra, told Fantastico: “I want to continue loving him, I want people to respect his memory. I don’t like judgements, I have never judged, and I think judging someone who is not here to defend himself is not valid.”

The couple was married for three weeks, I’m going to judge a little. That’s still the honeymoon phase. Hell, was he actually on his honeymoon when this happened? He couldn’t have been, that wouldn’t have gotten left out of so many stories. This could have been pre-honeymoon even.