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Casey Neistat Calls LA a ‘3rd World S**thole of a City’ After Car Break-In

Poor Casey Neistat. He comes all the way from New York City, which has no crime, no one pushing people in front of trains, no one shitting on the street, to Los Angeles, which is crime-free and filled with marshmallows and lily pads. Then, he discovers one of the biggest cities in the US has…crime? He’s a YouTuber, how can crime happen to him??

Someone broke into Neistat’s car which prompted his outburst. He tweeted that his car got broken into, then he called LA a “crime riddled 3rd world shithole of a city”.

so our cars got robbed this morning because Los Angeles is a crime riddled 3rd world shithole of a city but tremendous appreciation and gratitude to the hardworking officers at the @LAPDWestLA who not only arrested the motherfucker but they got all of our stolen goods back

Every single day there’s someone breaking into cars everywhere. Neistat somehow thinks LA is different. What’s gross is that the thieves left bloody handprints on his car.

he just took the decorations for my daughters 7th birthday party and left bloody hand prints.

Seth Rogen had to jump in and calm this Neistat down. When you read Rogen’s tweets, you realize he’s a man of reason.

First, disgusting. But, he should NFT that handprint and make some money. Second, “he”? Don’t assume their gender! Yes, I realize that when gender is unknown, we often use “he”. Actually, I think we use “they”? Or do we run all the pronouns together to cover our bases: “heshethey”

Anyway, welcome to LA, Neistat. Probably won’t be the last time your car gets violated.

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