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Kristen Bell is a plant

By The Blemish, 2:50 AM on Jun 23, 2006, 1 Comment

Kristen Bell

Kristen Bell showed up to the premiere of Superman Returns dressed as a plant. I’m not clear on if it’s a fern or what, but one thing is for certain, you won’t find another plant as cute as this. If I was a dog and saw her from across the room, I would not hesitate to pee on her. In fact, I’d pee on her even if I wasn’t a dog. That is how cute she is.

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