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Angelina Jolie might use Shiseido

By The Blemish, 1:45 AM on Aug 29, 2006, 0 Comments

How do you sell makeup? Hire Angelina Jolie to look in the camera and act sultry. Also throw in a few shots of her putting on lipstick. Now produce, release and watch the money come rolling in.

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