The Blemish

Brooke Shields is starving

By The Blemish, 4:36 PM on Sep 11, 2006, 1 Comment

Brooke Shields

Thinking about it. Nose is getting itchier. Don’t think anyone’s looking. I’m gonna do it. Oh yes, look at that. God, that’s delicious. That was so worth it. No one saw me…right?

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One Response to “Brooke Shields is starving”

  • me
    5:29 PM

    D-motherf’n-licious!!