Nicholas Cage

Should I offer Nic Cage the blood of a virgin or the blood of an innocent? These are possibly the creepiest photos of someone at a press conference that I have ever seen. Scarier than Lindsay Lohan’s vagina. Almost scarier than Rosie O’Donnell naked on top of you reaching for your penis. Nevermind. That last one is pure suicide inducing terror.

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