Shanna Moakler

Shanna Moakler wins my spite award. She has sent out flyers promoting a divorce party at Bellagio in Las Vegas on Friday. This comes days after Travis was caught making out with Paris Hilton at a Halloween party in front of Shanna. I assume that would send any ex over the edge. Travis had this to say on his MySpace page,

SOMEBODY SENT A MESSAGE AND A FLYER WAS ATTATCHED (I POSTED IT BELOW). SHANNA IS HAVING A DIVORCE PARTY FOR HERSELF IN CELEBRATION OF OUR FAILED MARRIAGE APPARENTLY….. THIS IS THE SAME WIFE THAT EMAILED ME TO TELL ME SHE WOULD BE SLEEPING WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY BED THE DAY OF OUR ANNIVERSARY 2 DAYS AGO SO THIS DOESN’T COME AS A SHOCK. AND THE SAME PERSON WHO IS MAKING “I LOVE SHANNA” SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY, IN SUPPORT OF ALL THIS AND PLAYING THE VICTIM, IT SADDENS ME PEOPLE AND EVEN BRINGS ON THE URGE TO PUKE, HOPE IT DOES YOU AS WELL. IM GONNA SAY A LONG PRAYER FOR HER, SHE NEEDS IT. THERE ISN’T A PART OF SHANNA AND I AND THE FACT OUR MARRIAGE FAILED THAT I COULD BE CELEBRATING OR HAPPY ABOUT EVEN AFTER ALL OF THIS TIME IT WAS OUR FAMILY…IT WAS ALL WE HAD……I MEAN A PARTY??? WHAT DOESN’T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER:) GOODNIGHT AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH U….STAR WARS IS ON AND THIS IS NOW IN THE PAST. HOPE SHANNA’S PARTY IS EVERYTHING SHE COULD HOPE 4.

This really sucks. I’m really emotional over what’s happening. I was going to throw my supermodel bikini pillow fight party on the same day, but now my plans might be ruined. And I already sent out the invitations. What supermodel will pillow fight me in a bikini on the same day as a divorce party? I attribute all this to Shanna being difficult when I suggested we coordinate our dates. This could have been avoided sweety. You’ve just made a powerful enemy.

Here’s the clever flyer.

Shanna's flyer

Update: Awesome. Both Shannon and Travis don’t understand the meaning of paragraphs. At least her caps lock isn’t broken. Since her post isn’t private, here’s part of her unholy rambling.

I do not conveniently and for my best interest edit and leave huge parts of the stories out. I have since tried to take the high road and turn the other cheek even when my soon to be ex was verbally bashing me on the Internet, in the media and flaunting his spiteful and vindictive relationships in my face. I am NOT the one running around the world with the town drug obsessed clown who is the epitome of everything I claim I am NOT!