Scarlett Johansson

Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson were spotted Friday at Cercle Rouge restaurant dispelling rumors about a breakup.

“They had a meal and got progressively cozier as the night went on,” said our spy. “Then they started to make out in full view of the restaurant at their table and didn’t really care who saw.”

I just don’t understand. How does a guy like Josh Hartnett start boning a girl like Scarlett Johansson? The only thing I can come up with is he’s holding her family hostage or a cult. Most likely a cult since I doubt Josh is smart enough to abduct someone. After a while, he’d start to wonder why her parents were black.

Here’s some old pictures of Scarlett Johansson being a Pussycat Doll.

Scarlett JohanssonScarlett JohanssonScarlett JohanssonScarlett JohanssonScarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson