Angelina Jolie

Press reports indicate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are about to adopt a Vietnamese baby boy. This will add to their multinational brood which include Cambodian Maddox, 5, Ethiopian Zahara, 2, and natural baby Shiloh, 9 months. Us Weekly says they already filed the papers.

A source in Vietnam tells US Weekly the couple have filed papers with the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration services to adopt a boy from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City, which they visited in November.

Four babies is a lot of babies. You’re just asking for trouble. How do you punish them when they all misbehave at once? You only have two feet to kick them with and hands leave finger shaped bruises.