Michael Jackson isn’t the real father?

Nona Paris Lola Jackson of London claims to be the mother of Michael Jackson’s three kids (pictured above). However, she cannot intervene in the ongoing custody settlement with Jackson’s ex-wife, Debbie Rowe, due to lack of credible evidence. Nevertheless, she is still able to bring the motion once she properly serves Michael Jackson. Nona contends,

“Michael and I are a sexually active couple and have been this way from the beginning.” She also claimed to have written more than 3,000 songs for him.

Nice try Nona. Everybody knows Michael Jackson doesn’t have sex with grown women. Had you said you were a ten year old with a penis, maybe your little tale would have been more convincing. Apparently, last time someone showed Michael a vagina he hopped up onto a chair and started shrieking, “Kill it! Kill it! Ahheeee heee!”