Michael Jackson

Hoping to make his great comeback, Michael Jackson has teamed up with American Idol creator, Simon Fuller. The first part of his plan is visiting Japan where guests will pay $3,300 each to meet Michael, shake his hand and take a picture with him. Currently, Jackson is working on an album with will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas.

I’m sure Michael realizes coming back from child molestation charges might be harder than it seems. Which is why he’s extending a special offer for the meet and greet. Children under the age of twelve get in for FREE. He’s even willing to dress up as Santa Claus and have them sit on his lap. Be damned if ’tis not the season. Michael is a giver.