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Kirsten Dunst gets an award

Kirsten Dunst picked up her award for Female Star of the Year at the ShoWest Awards in Las Vegas. She won it for her brilliant role in Spider-Man. I can’t remember what she does in the movie. I faintly recall her pouncing on someone and tearing out his jugular with her teeth or was that real life? Shoot, I can’t remember.

In any case, I have an award she still hasn’t picked up. Best impersonation of a mythical creature. The snaggletooth. I’m not making fun of her, I’m honoring her.

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skidoo
skidoo
16 years ago

Ack, too ugly. Get it away!

iaaaan
iaaaan
16 years ago

The only thing she was good in was Interview With a Vampire

skidoo
skidoo
16 years ago

Next time she can win a free teeth fixing