Kirsten Dunst picked up her award for Female Star of the Year at the ShoWest Awards in Las Vegas. She won it for her brilliant role in Spider-Man. I can’t remember what she does in the movie. I faintly recall her pouncing on someone and tearing out his jugular with her teeth or was that real life? Shoot, I can’t remember.
In any case, I have an award she still hasn’t picked up. Best impersonation of a mythical creature. The snaggletooth. I’m not making fun of her, I’m honoring her.
Ack, too ugly. Get it away!
The only thing she was good in was Interview With a Vampire
Next time she can win a free teeth fixing