Maggie Q is deflated

This was from last week and I don’t know how I missed it. Maggie Q showed up at the Asian Film Awards forgetting to inflate her right breast. This is weird right? It’s not just because I’ve never met a real woman before right? Because in the “Perfect 10″ science journal I subscribe to, their boobies look even. Is boobies the correct medical term? Sorry, mammary glands. Wow. I sound like a doctor.