Mischa Barton was in London the other day flashing her panties. God, is this what the world has come to? Celebrities spreading their legs like they were working the porn star machine at the gym for attention daddy didn’t give them? Did that sound indignant? Because it wasn’t supposed to. The only problem is that the exhibitionists doing this so far suck. Mischa, Britney, Paris and Lindsay? Screw that. Give me Kelly Brook, Alessandra Ambrosio or someone that won’t force my penis to pop some Xanax.
