Jessica Biel

Following a candid interview in which Justin Timberlake characterized his relationship with Jessica Biel as just friends, now comes news Biel has once again joined him on tour and are staying at the five-star hotel The Dylan in Amsterdam.

“They seemed like an ordinary couple in love,” owner Elias Karroum tells PEOPLE. “They were very sweet.”

I can’t decide whether Jessica Biel is hot or not. On one hand she looks good when she’s dressed up. On the other, she looks like a linebacker when she’s stripped down. Having sex with her would feel like getting tackled by a Volvo. I’m more than ready for rough sex, but it gets kind of ridiculous when your head is being shoved straight through the drywall.