Salma Hayek is boobies, I mean, pregnant
By The Blemish, 1:37 PM on Jun 05, 2007, 1 Comment
You can’t tell from these pictures, but Salma Hayek is… pregnant (Gasp!) with 1, possibly, 6 elephants. If you look real close, you can tell she’s pregnant by the way the Earth bends under her feet.
Why does she always wear such shiteous looking maternity clothes? I know she has the money to look better than this. Baby daddy is a billionaire.