Angelina Jolie

Life&Style is claiming Angelina Jolie is wasting away. Brad Pitt and Angelina went to visit his parents who were shocked at how thin Angelina was. At dinner, the actress supposedly only ate a handful of grapes and a small slice of watermelon. An “insider” says the 5’8” Angelina is down to 95 lbs. and suffers from headaches and dizzy spells.

“She’s wasting away, and Brad doesn’t know what to do,” says the second insider. “He’s worried sick about her, but she refuses to eat.”

Brad’s going to continue to do what he’s always been doing. Thank whoever is up there for making him leave that whiny bitch Jennifer Aniston. I’d rather listen to a hundred puppies being slaughtered for fur than listen to Jennifer Aniston complain. Angelina isn’t much better, but at least I’d get to have sex with her while she’s yammering on about “genocide.” Geno-what? Listen sweetie, if you want to keep those bugs out of your garden so badly, I’ll run to Home Depot and get you a bottle of that stuff if you’ll just be quiet for the next 10 minutes. Mmm… nevermind. Make that 30 seconds.