The Blemish

Bling isn’t cool anymore, Kanye says so

Kanye West

You aren’t hip or cool anymore if you use the word “bling” says . According to the singer,

“Only white people and older black people say ‘bling’ now. If a white person uses slang too early, then that makes them look like a wigger. But if black people use slang too late, then it makes them look like a wigger.”

I like to go up to all the cool black people and incorporate the word “bling” at least twice into a sentence. I emphasize “bling” really hard to let them know I’m “down”. Sometimes a little wink and nod helps. Apparently, this won’t work anymore. Wearing my hat to the side still does though, right? What say you Kanye.

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  • TheMinister

    Racist! It’s “Wigga” for shizzle’s sake!

  • http://theblemish.com Victor

    Kanye prefers “wigger”. I wouldn’t mess with Kanye. He might make you listen to a 10 minute speech about how he’s the greatest.

  • Ednonymous

    He’s wrong.
    you are not cool if you use the word ‘kanye’… or ‘kenya’ or whatever the hell this has/never-been’s name is.