Ali and Dina

E! online spoke to Dina Lohan yesterday and asked her about Lindsay’s horrendous 1 day sentence which will probably turn into 25 minutes, a new world record. Dina said,

“It’s sad. Something bad is going to happen, I’m afraid.”

She means it’ll be one full day of not being able to get in touch with Lindsay’s dealer or squeeze whatever fame her daughter has left. She might have to go through the day sober. Can you imagine what would happen if Dina couldn’t score or be a fame whore? She’d… she’d have to be a mother or something. F that.