The Blemish

Melanie Brown does the bikini thing

By The Blemish, 12:01 AM on Aug 06, 2007, 3 Comments

Melanie Brown

Melanie Brown was at Miami Beach in a bikini which means I’m obligated to post these even if it’s Melanie Brown. On a related note, I’ve always wondered why Melanie was nicknamed Scary Spice. Is it because black people are scary? What? That’s racist. Shame on you for even thinking that. No, I like to believe she was given that moniker because she doesn’t shave her bush. It’s like a jungle down there. Not even Lewis and Clark could navigate through that. I heard a guy went down on her in 1999 and he’s still lost.

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3 Responses to “Melanie Brown does the bikini thing”

  • Miss lauren
    3:10 PM

    Why is homeboy wearing white boxers/manties?

  • Victor
    3:41 PM

    Cause speedos would have made the girls’ heads explode.

  • Leonna
    8:20 PM

    For just having had a baby, her body looks great!