Dog Chapman

Still can’t get over the utterly boneheaded remarks of Dog Chapman? Turn on any channel and you’re bound to see his visits to the talk shows. One question. You know you’re gonna be on tv. Might you want to, oh I don’t know, hire a stylist?? The open shirt, the gold chains, the mullet. No, no and a resounding no. It’s the Miami Vice look set in Mississippi. Stevie Wonder could dress better than you. Oh snap, you’re not gonna hate on Little Stevie are you??

According to Reuters:

“Honolulu-based Chapman, 54, who says he is a devout Christian, made no comment on reports that his son sold the tape for $15,000.”

That’s all?!? That won’t last long. Do you know the cost of living in Hawaii?

Props to Dog though. He hates his son’s girlfriend, his son sold him out for peanuts, yet according to Dog:

“All I want him to know is that I love him very much.”

After which, he added: “Even if he is an Uncle Tom.” – CS