Jake Gyllenhaal

Speaking with the London Telegraph, Jake Gyllenhaal says he still sees himself as the dorky kid with huge glasses dressed in a Crest toothpaste tube.

“WHEN I was a kid I had these huge glasses. I once went to a costume party as a Crest tooth paste tube with these huge glasses stuck on. That is how I see myself most of the time. A Crest toothpaste tube with bad eyesight.”

I know what he means. I always picture myself as a handsome devil able to seduce women in the blink of an eye when in fact I’m a handsome devil with a top hat able to seduce women in the blink of an eye. I used to be so lame back then without a top hat. Now look at me. I’m awesome!