On January 26 at 2:00 p.m., former American Idol contestant Constantine Maroulis will be performing at Border’s bookstore at the Westbury Mall in New York. You’ll know this show will kick some serious ass if you caught one of his shows between November 4 to December 28 where he performed at the Oneida Casino in Green Bay, Wisconsin. I use the word “perform” in the loosest sense possible because Constantine wasn’t singing, he was calling Bingo. Yes sir, the stars are the limit for this guy. You can catch him next singing over the PA at Walmart (maximum capacity 1,580 people!) until he gets kicked out. Suck on that Carrie Underwood.