Crackheads don’t have money for this
February 26th, 20083 commentsEmail this
If you’ve ever wanted to pay $500 to smell like the inside of a rectum caked with vomit and look like it too, today’s your lucky day. Amy Winehouse is launching her own brand of clothes and make-up. The Sun explains:
“Amy’s style has been copied by girls around the country and there’s a lot of money to be made. It’s a very distinctive look.
“She wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products. There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner, perfume.
“All the things that are distinctive of her look.â€
The cheaper way to dress like Amy Winehouse is to get real high and then go crazy in your neighbor’s dumpster. For make-up, think of the most retarded thing you can and then draw it on your face with a Sharpie.
capt.cornhole…. that comment was harsh, but damn it, i agree with u! when the f*&k did being a CRACKHEAD become hot??!!!??
i like how because people “think” shes talented, she gets a pass for being a bigger fucking attention whore than Britney and Paris combined.
Between the constant smoking, that wild ratty hair, the scabs and scratches, and her poor complexion I get the distinct impression Amy doesn’t smell very nice.
Her panties are likely crusted with several days worth of dried urine and the constant leakage from her chitlins.
Who emulates a crack head?