Kelly Rowland got a boob job

Kelly Rowland told PEOPLE magazine that, yes, she did undergo breast augmentation. Last year in Houston in fact, but it was for a good reason. The singer explained:

The reason she did it, according to Jen Garcia from People, is not because she wants to compete with her former bandmate Beyonce Knowles but because one of the things, is to fit into designer outfits. She, reportedly has wanted this operation since she was 17. On choosing what size she wants, the magazine quoted her as saying, “…simply went from an A-cup to a B-cup… I didn’t want double Ds and be a little bitty size 2, that would look nuts!”.

Sort of like why I got my penis reduction. I was tired of not being able to fit in these jeans. My ass really does look spectacular in them. That and whenever I turned out the lights during sex, I didn’t want the ladies to confuse me with a horse.