Lara Flynn Boyle

Lara Flynn Boyle left Mr. Chows the other day looking like someone dumped battery acid over her face. Like she was the Wicked Witch of the West and was finally melting. Like someone smacked her on the cheeks causing her to do her best imitation of Droopy. Like her jowls were losing to her breasts in a race to see which one can withstand the tests of time. That is to say, Lara looked fabulous! She should get plastic surgery more often. Clearly, it can only serve to enhance one’s beauty.