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Diddy’s kids can’t get no love from People Magazine. Sources at the New York Post say this:

“They gave him lousy placement [in the Feb. 12, 2007] issue when Kim [Porter] had his twins, D’Lila Star and Jessie James.” If People paid anything for the photos, it was a tiny fraction of the $6 million the weekly allegedly paid for the images of the J.Lo twins.”

People Magazine also panned Diddy’s performance in “A Raisin in the Sun”:

“The one problem: Sean Combs . . . he stands there blinking, baby-faced, unable to leap into the actresses’ ring of fire.”

What do you expect? Diddy isn’t an actor. The producers probably needed some press and decided to give Diddy a chance. Just like when no one took him seriously as a rapper. Do you know why? Because he’s not a rapper! The guy’s a dancer. His talent is business. He’s the first hip-hop guy to understand endorsements, product placement and the artist as a Brand.

But Diddy, People paid $6 million for pictures of two half man-half rat babies. What does this say about your kids? You should’ve stayed with J. Lo. Your kids may have been prettier, though they might’ve been a bundle of teeth and ass.

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

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