Heidi Klum and Seal were waiting for their car outside of Madeo in West Hollywood on Tuesday. The paps were there giving him “props”, but then Seal just straight up turned on a “brotha” calling him and his paparazzi friends scum. They asked him why he said such hurtful things and he replied, “Why don’t you ask your mother how I feel.” The paparazzi then slumped down and cried. So hurtful. Just kidding, they continued to antagonize him with kind words until they drove off.

I’ll be honest. I stopped paying attention 30 seconds into this video. I was trying to see if I had x-ray vision and could look through Heidi Klum’s shirt. What? Well pardon me for being horny.