Scarlett Johansson Album

Scarlett Johansson has an album coming out
Realizing fans were unable to wait until May 20th to hear an album of Tom Waits covers and one original composition sung by Scarlett Johansson without dying of excitement, the studio has decided to quench the public’s thirst for the celebrity songstress by releasing the cover art. It features a peeping Tom spying on a sleeping Scarlett from inside a tree. Creepy.

Natalie Portman will be in a music video
Natalie Portman will star in Devendra Bernhart’s new music video for Carmensita off of Smokey. I have no idea who this Venezuelan fellow is or what his song sounds like, but Natalie Portman is hot so you should probably pay attention to this.

4 minutes of Madonna
The collaboration between Madonna and Justin Timberlake now has a snazzy new video. Do you think it A) Features Madonna snapping the heads off chickens or B) Jumping around on top of cars like the Incredible Hulk. If you picked A, you made the same mistake I did in thinking the video would be really cool. 4 minutes indeed.