The Blemish

Serena Williams hits the beach

By The Blemish, 11:15 AM on Apr 11, 2008, 7 Comments

Serena Williams

Serena Williams hit Miami beach yesterday after defeating Jelena Jankovic to win her fifth Sony Ericsson Open title . Lucky for us she didn’t wear a bikini. Oh, she did? You mean you actually looked at the picture? Sucks for you, dude.

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7 Responses to “Serena Williams hits the beach”

  • Anna
    1:31 PM

    I think she’s got a beautiful body, she just wears clothes that are so very, very wrong for her. She always wears these supertight things in which she looks unbelievably squashed and the seams look ready to burst. Buy stuff a size larger girlfriend and you’ll start looking much better.

  • capt. cornhole
    4:32 PM

    That ass is just begging for a man to stuff his face into her crack and eat her dirt hole till she’s got such a bad case of chapped chitlins she couldn’t even serve a single game.

  • mimi
    9:44 PM

    that ain’t nuthin butt booty!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • todd
    6:43 AM

    King Kong…

  • beats4dastreet
    6:11 PM

    u ma fukas can’t appreciate an ass like dat. ur too scared.

  • Waltz08
    1:25 PM

    That just looks disgusting.

  • Cher
    6:54 PM

    I can see that a woman of her build has the power to intimidate a man with a small penis. All small dicked men run to the corner and hide! Lol!!!!