Clay Aiken

Clay Aiken says that no one cares about his sexuality besides the media. While on a promotional appearance for his album and Broadway show, he told The Billy Bush Show,

“I think for the most part, people don’t want to have that type of stuff pushed, people who are living in Omaha or in Charlotte or wherever,” he said. “They don’t want stuff like that pushed in their face, I don’t think that’s necessary and that’s also not what I’m here for. I mean I went on ‘Idol’ to be a singer, I went on ‘Idol’ to be an entertainer and that’s what my priority is.”

For the most part he’s right. No one cares because they all know this dude is full on gay. If shoving phallic vegetables into your anus was an Olympic sport, Clay Aiken would be a gold medalist and be known as the best vegetable-up-ass shover of our time. He would be praised for his speed, agility and his ability to “take it without lube.”